Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Still wishing you green bananas,

Fred O'Banana

P.S. Come visit my Irish pub in Bananaburg and you'll get a free smoothie at the Banana Shake!!

New Year

It's been a long 2011: from the January JC and I started this blog, to the December that we end our first year of it. Wishing you a good 2012 with hugs and plenty of ripe bananas!!!!

Love, 

JC and Fred

 

Guess what, guess what, guess what? At work today, I noticed Mr. Madeofsocks was in a very jolly mood (he's excited about holidays but he seemed extra jolly) and then when the small Christmas party that we had was all cleaned up and everyone went home except for me (I went into the kitchen to thank Mr. Madeofsocks for letting me and my co-workers throw the party), and I saw Mr. Madeofsocks holding a Santa suit and beard and everything! Mr. Madeofsocks was going down to the mall and pretending to be Santa for the little sock monkey children!

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!!! *<|:o

Love,

JC and Fred
The creators of Fred Says

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Wishing you a well-cooked turkey, some good stuffing, and a banana or two afterwards. Here are the two things I am thankful for the most:

JC
BC (my best friend who's the fat black cat)

Happy Thanksgiving!! :)


Love, Fred

Mr. Madeofsocks and the Knock Knock Joke (A story narrated by Frederick D. Sock Monkey)

Today I told a Knock Knock Joke to Mr. Madeofsocks. 

Me: Knock, knock.
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get back to the kitchen. We have orders to fill!
Me: No, Mr. Madeofsocks, you're supposed to say "who's there". You're messing up the whole point of the joke!
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get to the kitchen or I'm going to call Mama Sock Monkey and have her pick you up.
Me: Fine, but you owe me a "Who's there?" next time.

I guess Mr. Madeofsocks just wanted to get home for the three-day weekend without an annoying employee spoiling his once-been good mood.