Mr. Madeofsocks and the Knock Knock Joke (A story narrated by Frederick D. Sock Monkey)

Today I told a Knock Knock Joke to Mr. Madeofsocks. 

Me: Knock, knock.
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get back to the kitchen. We have orders to fill!
Me: No, Mr. Madeofsocks, you're supposed to say "who's there". You're messing up the whole point of the joke!
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get to the kitchen or I'm going to call Mama Sock Monkey and have her pick you up.
Me: Fine, but you owe me a "Who's there?" next time.

I guess Mr. Madeofsocks just wanted to get home for the three-day weekend without an annoying employee spoiling his once-been good mood.

New York

JC's dad and sister got to go to New York for the weekend. I hate traveling but I love not sitting at home doing the same old things! Why couldn't I go?