Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Still wishing you green bananas,

Fred O'Banana

P.S. Come visit my Irish pub in Bananaburg and you'll get a free smoothie at the Banana Shake!!

SORRY!!

I'M REALLY SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING INA  WHILE!!! I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH ALL THE BANANAS I'M EATING AND MY JOB AT THE BANANA SHAKE!

now that my apology is done, here's what happened at work:

Remember the Other Fred that I had to compete with in order to get the job last year? He's working there too and I think he's still mad about me getting the job instead of him so he's trying to get me in trouble with Mr. Madeofsocks!!

Mr. Madeofsocks and the Knock Knock Joke (A story narrated by Frederick D. Sock Monkey)

Today I told a Knock Knock Joke to Mr. Madeofsocks. 

Me: Knock, knock.
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get back to the kitchen. We have orders to fill!
Me: No, Mr. Madeofsocks, you're supposed to say "who's there". You're messing up the whole point of the joke!
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get to the kitchen or I'm going to call Mama Sock Monkey and have her pick you up.
Me: Fine, but you owe me a "Who's there?" next time.

I guess Mr. Madeofsocks just wanted to get home for the three-day weekend without an annoying employee spoiling his once-been good mood.

I'm sad. Why? Yesterday, Mr. Madeofsocks yelled at me when I was making a smoothie because I forgot to check if the lid was down tightly enough. But on the bright side, Mr. Madeofsocks looks good in a yellow-colored tie. 

I have some good news

GUESS WHAT??????? I WON THE JOB!!!!!!!!! (:D)

I'm off to The Banana Shake this Monday for my first day. Take that, Other Fred!!

And all I had to do was use my great grandmother Socka's banana shake recipe and with a little sprinkling of cinnamon and honey (shhh! It's a secret)

Fred vs. Fred

Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday! Sock monkey competition! Who will go down?

Fred C.............or Other Fred?

This coming, Tuesday, sock monkeys Fred C. and Other Fred will be competing in a smoothie competition. The prize: a job at the new smoothie shop: The Banana Shake.

Hosted by Mr. Kevin Madeofsocks.

Come to The Banana Shake this Tuesday and get a free smoothie......wait, sorry. Wrong one. Come to The Banana Shake and get a smoothie for a small discount at $3.00!

The Banana Shake (again)

Well, about that new job. There's another sock monkey who wants it too. The manager, Mr. Madeofsocks, is holding a competition between me and the other sock monkey. And guess what else? I just found out that my opponent's name is also Fred!