Oh my frickin bananas!! It's been a month since I've posted anything. Well, work's going fine. Can't stand Other Fred because he's still mad about the competition. Come on, Other Fred! That was a year ago or about anyway. JC's getting out of school in less than 2 months, can't wait for summer!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Still wishing you green bananas,

Fred O'Banana

P.S. Come visit my Irish pub in Bananaburg and you'll get a free smoothie at the Banana Shake!!

Gotta be better at posting more stuff on Fred Says. Who's up for a not-quite-spring but not-winter-anymore game of badminton?

SORRY!!

I'M REALLY SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING INA  WHILE!!! I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH ALL THE BANANAS I'M EATING AND MY JOB AT THE BANANA SHAKE!

now that my apology is done, here's what happened at work:

Remember the Other Fred that I had to compete with in order to get the job last year? He's working there too and I think he's still mad about me getting the job instead of him so he's trying to get me in trouble with Mr. Madeofsocks!!

Happy New Year!

By January 30th, it'll have been a whole year being on "Fred Says...."! Thanks for reading all our posts and being aware of my hunger for bananas and Internet popularity among friends :)

New Year

It's been a long 2011: from the January JC and I started this blog, to the December that we end our first year of it. Wishing you a good 2012 with hugs and plenty of ripe bananas!!!!

Love, 

JC and Fred

 

Guess what, guess what, guess what? At work today, I noticed Mr. Madeofsocks was in a very jolly mood (he's excited about holidays but he seemed extra jolly) and then when the small Christmas party that we had was all cleaned up and everyone went home except for me (I went into the kitchen to thank Mr. Madeofsocks for letting me and my co-workers throw the party), and I saw Mr. Madeofsocks holding a Santa suit and beard and everything! Mr. Madeofsocks was going down to the mall and pretending to be Santa for the little sock monkey children!

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!!! *<|:o

Love,

JC and Fred
The creators of Fred Says

Happy December to you all! 

Sorry about that gap between Thanksgiving and now but I've been busy doing nothing so just excuse the delay. 

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Wishing you a well-cooked turkey, some good stuffing, and a banana or two afterwards. Here are the two things I am thankful for the most:

JC
BC (my best friend who's the fat black cat)

Happy Thanksgiving!! :)


Love, Fred

Mr. Madeofsocks and the Knock Knock Joke (A story narrated by Frederick D. Sock Monkey)

Today I told a Knock Knock Joke to Mr. Madeofsocks. 

Me: Knock, knock.
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get back to the kitchen. We have orders to fill!
Me: No, Mr. Madeofsocks, you're supposed to say "who's there". You're messing up the whole point of the joke!
Mr. Madeofsocks: Frederick, get to the kitchen or I'm going to call Mama Sock Monkey and have her pick you up.
Me: Fine, but you owe me a "Who's there?" next time.

I guess Mr. Madeofsocks just wanted to get home for the three-day weekend without an annoying employee spoiling his once-been good mood.

Un petit chanson (A small song. I was feeling French right there)

I like bananas and bananas like me!
And that makes me very happ-y!
With a friend and a hug, from me to you and YOU
Say you love bananas too!

A Common Word That's Driving Me Bananas! (ripe ones, of course)

Fellow followers and readers,

I have just noticed a frequent use of the word "random" in the C household. Who is responsible for this????????

Sincerely,
Frederick D. Sock Monkey

New York

JC's dad and sister got to go to New York for the weekend. I hate traveling but I love not sitting at home doing the same old things! Why couldn't I go?

Happy November! JC wants to make pumpkin muffins this week. Why pumpkin muffins, I'm not sure because she could make banana muffins!!!

I'm sad. Why? Yesterday, Mr. Madeofsocks yelled at me when I was making a smoothie because I forgot to check if the lid was down tightly enough. But on the bright side, Mr. Madeofsocks looks good in a yellow-colored tie. 

Okay, disregard what I said about the account thing. JC got it straightened out.

I have some good news

GUESS WHAT??????? I WON THE JOB!!!!!!!!! (:D)

I'm off to The Banana Shake this Monday for my first day. Take that, Other Fred!!

And all I had to do was use my great grandmother Socka's banana shake recipe and with a little sprinkling of cinnamon and honey (shhh! It's a secret)

Okay, so forget about when I said that all posts will be posted on my account. JC (since food names aren't used as much as they used to be anymore, all people are back to being referred to their initials) was locked out of my account on her computer so in order to access my account, she would have to go downstairs but it's Saturday so it's lazy day.

All You Need To Know About Me In Four Languages

Hello. My name is Fred. I love bananas.                      English

Bonjour. Je m'appelle Fred. J'aime les bananes.           French

Hola. Mi nombre es Fred. Me encantan los plátanos.  Spanish

Ciao. Il mio nome è Fred. Adoro le banane.                   Italian